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title = The Transition Times: The Last Edition of a Final Edition Newspaperdescription = Free information on the end, or the end of the world, and end of times as we know, or about the end of mankind, or the end of it all, which ever comes first. Read all about the Paradigm Shift, riding the wave and such. Extra! Extra! Read all about it.
The Transition Times
Where do you want to be standing when the paradigm shifts?
"Ridin' The Paradigm Wave"
Sun Disappears
byC. Moore Teetes (ISP)
The Sun disappeared from the sky today. At approximately 17:00 EST, witnesses noticed a phenomenon in the western sky. Matthew Bones, of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, observed, "It started falling in the westward sky. I said, 'Oh Lord, save us!'" By 19:00 Pacific Time, James McClinton of Longview, Washington concluded, "The Sun completely fell from the sky. The Earth is covered in darkness."
"Oh Lord, Save Us!
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Bill Gates Declared The Antichrist
bySidmahn (ISP)
For these were the days of the power and dominion of the Antichrist, Bill the Gates (accursed be his name) who had made many such lies in mockery and in scorn of the mighty works of the LORD.
Zombies & The End Of Times
byDaniel (King Arthur's Bible)
At that (this) time, the mighty angelic prince who stands guard over your (our) nation, will stand up and fight for you in heaven against satanic forces. And, there will be a time of anguish for the Judeo Christians greater than any previous suffering in history. And yet every one of your (our) people whose names are written in the Book will endure it.
Many of those whose bodies are dead and buried will rise up....
Foliage Spoilage
byThe Membrane Domain (membrane.com)
It would appear that there is a complex chaotic system in play that is resulting in the deforestation of the Earth. Why? What is causing the collapse of the canopy?
Global Warming Has Caused Irreparable Damage
byStaff Writers (internetU.org)
It is too late. Global warming has caused irreparable damage to our environment. Almost all scientist agree that IN FACT global warming is a problem. Humans have caused the destruction of the Earth's environment. Our planet has become unfit for human life. Now the question is can we adapt in time?
New Zealand Farmers Sniffy Over Flatulence Tax
by Reuters
Tax imposed on burps and farts. New Zealand farmers are being asked to cough up NZ$8.4 million (2.9 million pounds) a year to help reduce greenhouse effects caused by flatulence of their millions of sheep and cattle -- and they say the plan stinks.
Crisis Management Plan For Children
byThe Old Folks
Dear Children,Humans have caused the destruction of the Earth's environment. We are sorry.
The Globalization of Humanity
byPeter Cross
"Come Together", said the Prophet John. "All You Need is Love" to carry on. We're all members of the human race for better or for worse. And, we're all riding on the same planet in the same Universe.
My particular dream is "The Peter Cross Foundation", a non-profit organization dedicated to reducing the level of human pain, in part, by raising the level of human consciousness about the issue, and in part, by re-directing Peter Cross' musical royalties to causes and cases decided upon by the Foundation's Board of Directors.
Competition & Convergence
Notions of chaos manifestly evident in politics, government and business.
byDoc
Peculiar. The taxonomy and nomenclature of chaos is an inherent element of most every artistic and scientific discipline and environment. But only rarely is the notion of chaos afforded any attention in politics, government or business where it is most manifestly evident.
Obituaries | Science and Technology | Theology | Music | Lifestyles & Entertainment
Business Pull-Out
- Websites
- Internet Security
- Advertising & Auditing Of Website Traffic
- Multimedia Production
- Real Estate
Observations of a Good Citizen
byBuck
Regular columns addressing serious or important thoughts such as: essays about why stereotypes and racism are wrong, justified by saying that "some of my best friends are drunken Indians."
Put On A Happy Face
Yes, it is an old cliche but there is much truth in the importance of a smile. A smile can say so much about a person. It can say, "I feel good," or "Feel free to approach me with questions," or "Yes, I am half drunk." Energy is radiated through people, both positive and negative. As an experiment, try walking around a busy area and say hello to as many people as you can. You will most likely receive a wide assortment of reactions. You may find that people are much friendlier once someone takes the first initiative. You may find that people don't know how to react to a friendly stranger. You may find yourself in the emergency room after some insecure butf*ck kicks your ass for looking at him the wrong way. But hopefully you will start to see some positive energy begin to flow, and it was because you took that first step. But then again, maybe its the marijuana talking.Also, watch for:
Why feminism is a great thing.
Conclusion: Women are every bit as intelligent and capable as men, and besides, there's nothing hotter than lesbian sex.
Watch For These Stories 
Terrorists Attack Terrorists
In a fit of widespread panic, those claiming to be victems of terrorists lash out in a reign of terror.
Meltdown
Ice that was millions of years old melts away. Scientist scramble to invent a process to re-create water that has been frozen for an equivelant time period.